Full Name:
Jacob 'Dorian Phibian' Hebert
Gender:
Male
Family:
Engaged: Lucia Moon;
Birth Date:
12/10/1984
Birth Place:
Lake Charles, LA
Home City:
Lafayette, LA
Religion:
Nature
Attended, Biochemistry, McNeese State University
Attended, Theory and Composition/Ear Training, Gainesville College
Attended, Theory/Composition, Louisiana State University
Candidate, United States House of Representatives, Louisiana, District 3, 2016
No caucus information on file.
Artist and Musician, Self-Employed, present
No organizational membership information on file.
Awards:
Most Likely to Succeed. Best Dressed. Women's Choice. Best Hair. Most Democratic. Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash Honorable Mention. Redditor. (Candidate Submitted)
Current Car:
Mazda Tribute
Date of Wedding Anniversary:
TBA
Father's Name:
Daniel Scott Hebert
Father's Occupation:
Bull Rider. Welder. Welding Inspector.
Favorite Actor/Actress:
Charlie Chaplin / Lily Tomlin
Favorite Athlete:
Michael Jordan.
Favorite Author:
George Orwell.
Favorite Book:
The Dictionary.
Favorite Color:
True Blue.
Favorite Food:
Cajun Curry of Life & Death.
Favorite Movie:
The Holy Mountain, The Wizard of Oz, Neon Genesis Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone, The Song Remains The Same.
Neon Genesis Evangelion (Candidate Submitted)
Favorite Musician:
Living: Kevin Barnes. Bjork. Brian Wilson. Bob Dylan. Anton Newcombe. Willie Nelson. Neil Young. Paul McCartney. Roger Waters.
Dead: Jeff Baldwin. Everyone in the 27 Club. David Bowie. All of Motown. Michael Jackson. John Lennon. Syd Barrett. Marc Bolan. Prince. Sun Ra. (Candidate Submitted)
Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, The Beatles, Of Montreal, Arthur Russell
Favorite President and Why:
John F. Kennedy for abolishing the federal death penalty and initiating Project Apollo as the first manned expedition to the Moon.
Favorite Quote:
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - John F. Kennedy
"No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now" - Alan Watts
"Time wounds all heels" - John Lennon
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - John F. Kennedy
"No valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now" - Alan Watts
"Time wounds all heels" - John Lennon
Favorite Sport:
Ice Hockey.
Favorite TV Shows:
The Joy of Painting, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Grace & Frankie, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show.
The Joy of Painting, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Grace & Frankie, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show.
Favorite Type of Music:
All Good! (Candidate Submitted)
Favorite Vacation Spot:
Hitsville, USA: Motown! (Candidate Submitted)
First Car:
Lincoln Mark VII
First Job:
Comic Book Artist.
Hobbies or Special Talents:
Music, Painting, Reading, Playing Devil's Advocate, Animation
Music. Painting. Art. Comics. Fabrication. Storytelling. Wearing disguises. Magic. (Candidate Submitted)
Mother's Name:
Trisha Ann Paris
Mother's Occupation:
Queen. (Candidate Submitted)
Name one thing you would most like to do before you die:
Vanish into thin air.
Number of Grandchildren:
0
Person Most Want to Meet (Dead or Alive):
Robert Plant.
Personal Hero and Why:
My fianc? - Lyndsy Lucia Bradley Moon - because she is the most compassionate, fair, & beautiful artistic genius I have ever had the pleasure of knowing & she always wins, too.
Pets (include names):
Chapter Wallpaper - Tabby Cat
Coco - Ragdoll/Persian Kitty
Lazarus - Betta Fish
Tyrian - Betta Fish
ChiChi - Marimo Ball
Babbi - Marimo Ball
Priority Issues:
Racial Equality. Women's Rights. Campaign Finance Reform. Education. Food Labeling. Voter Rights. Criminal Justice Reform. The Environment. Ending Predatory Lending Practices. Guns as Jewelry / Replacing All Bullets With Lasers. Expanding Social Security, Medicare, & Medicaid. Ending the Unconstitutional For-Profit Prison System. Medicaid for All. (Candidate Submitted)
Publications:
Flagpole Magazine.
Reason for Seeking Public Office:
I heard they were hiring. (Candidate Submitted)